Tagged: joker.
January 15th, 2013
You look nervous. Is it the scars? You wanna know how I got ‘em? Come here…hey…look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me, I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep…with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just wanna see her smile again…hmm. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So…I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…to myself. And you know what? SHE CAN’T STAND THE SIGHT OF ME! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
The Joker

∞11:06 pm, by luvst0ned ∩10
[batman] [joker] [the dark knight] [heath ledger] [Christopher Nolan]
You wanna know how I got these scars? My father…was…a drinker. And a fiend. And one night, he goes off craaazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not…one…BIT. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, “WHY SO SERIOUS?” He comes at me with the knife, “WHY SO SERIOUS?!” Sticks the blade in my mouth, “LET’S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!” Aaaand…why so serious?
The Joker

∞11:04 pm, by luvst0ned ∩7
[batman] [joker] [the dark knight] [heath ledger] [Christopher Nolan]
my lip is split at the corner and i got a serious case of joker mouth starting. this’ll be me in a few days.

my lip is split at the corner and i got a serious case of joker mouth starting. this’ll be me in a few days.

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  ∞10:18 pm, by luvst0ned ∩3
[joker] [scars] [ouch]
October 27th, 2012
my first pumpkin carving!

my first pumpkin carving!

∞03:03 pm, by luvst0ned ∩1
[batman] [joker] [halloween] [jack o'lantern]
August 22nd, 2012
somehow finding out little things like this make scenes that much better. i love michael caine. 50 scariest moments in non-horror movies

somehow finding out little things like this make scenes that much better. i love michael caine.

50 scariest moments in non-horror movies

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  ∞12:56 pm, by luvst0ned ∩15
[batman] [joker] [the dark knight] [total film]
June 16th, 2012
introduce a little anarchy … upset the established order … and everything becomes chaos. i’m an agent of chaos. oh, and you know the thing about chaos? it’s fair.
joker

∞06:03 pm, by luvst0ned ∩2
[the dark knight] [joker] [batman] [millionth rewatch of the dark knight]
February 17th, 2012
left my plushies & bag on the bed and pat tucked them in. lol. made me chuckle.

left my plushies & bag on the bed and pat tucked them in. lol. made me chuckle.

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  ∞04:02 am, by luvst0ned
[batman] [joker] [plushies] [awesome boyfriends]