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Jon Stewart & Bill O' Reilly 05/22/13

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:55:53 -0400

Jon: I’ll say the organization, it’s Sauron, the Eye of Sauron. So there’s a sense that they have been singled out purely because of their political beliefs. To be profiled like that must be very upsetting.
Bill: Well, you know, we set bonfires and Alan Colmes is tied up and thrown in…
Jon: It’s just that to be lumped in with people based solely on one factor is, it’s unfair, I guess is what I‘m saying. It’s unfair. It’d be like, let’s say somebody committed an act of terror and we took their whole religion and we lumped them all in for special singling out.
Bill: That’s a very interesting analogy. So A act of terror, not 14,600 acts of terror. I mean I’m just doing the math here. If they keep mounting up, MAYBE you do a little profiling.
Jon: So you’re okay with profiling as long as it’s people…
Bill: Once it gets to 14,000 acts of terror, I think we oughta move in a little.
Jon: So 14,000 is the limit?
Bill: Yeah, you leave the Bulgarians alone and you kinda go into the Middle East there.
Jon: How many shootings are in this country?
Bill: In this country? Every year? I’m not quite sure. How many?
Jon: I think it’s like 30,000. 30,000 deaths between homicide and suicide. Do you think we should start profiling?
Bill: Of who? Dead people?
Jon: No, the people with the guns. It raises above your 14,000 incident threshold is what I’m saying.

“And I know what you’re thinking. This is Apple. They...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:49:38 -0400

“And I know what you’re thinking. This is Apple. They believe in simplicity. They wouldn’t use complexity just when it suits their own business needs.”

- Jon Stewart on how Apple avoided paying taxes on $44B of offshore income.

why isn’t it june 14th yet?

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:51:40 -0400

why isn’t it june 14th yet?

Really enjoying this right now.

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:51:55 -0400

Really enjoying this right now.

i wish i was good at video games because this looks sick.

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:34:05 -0400

i wish i was good at video games because this looks sick.

can’t wait. can’t wait. CAN’T WAIT!

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:07:14 -0400

can’t wait. can’t wait. CAN’T WAIT!

it8bit: Lord of the Rings x Super Mario World Artist note: I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:00:27 -0400

it8bit:

Lord of the Rings x Super Mario World

Artist note: I put a walking path in here, but we all know that one does not simply walk into Mordor. I managed to to fit Barad-dur, Mount Doom, and the nine Nazgul, but ran out of room for The Black Gate.

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Yahoo agrees to buy tumblr for $1.1 billion in cash

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:21:34 -0400

Yahoo agrees to buy tumblr for $1.1 billion in cash

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:05:54 -0400

"In a poll this week, 4 in 10 Republicans said Benghazi is the worst scandal in American history...."

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:10:00 -0400

“In a poll this week, 4 in 10 Republicans said Benghazi is the worst scandal in American history. Second worst? Kanye West snatching the mic from Taylor Swift. If you think Benghazi is worse than slavery, the Trail of Tears, Japanese internment, Tuskegee, purposefully injecting Guatemalan mental patients with syphilis, lying about WMDs, and the fact that banks TODAY are still foreclosing on mortgages they don’t own, then your hard-on for Obama has lasted more than four hours, and you need to call a doctor.”

- Bill Maher

Probably my favorite Maher quote of all time.

can’t wait to see this trailer.

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:38:46 -0400

can’t wait to see this trailer.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:33:25 -0400

‘Assassin’s Creed’ Starring Michael Fassbender Will Be Unleashed Summer 2015

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:53:35 -0400

‘Assassin’s Creed’ Starring Michael Fassbender Will Be Unleashed Summer 2015

Man Of Steel: 3 New Videos And Promo Pic Released

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:32:14 -0400

Man Of Steel: 3 New Videos And Promo Pic Released

“My mind,” he said, “rebels at stagnation. Give me problems,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:59:00 -0400

“My mind,” he said, “rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram, or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. I can dispense then with artificial stimulants. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation. That is why I have chosen my own particular profession, or rather created it, for I am the only one in the world.” - Arthur Conan Doyle, The Sign of Four

so. good.

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:40:03 -0400

so. good.

Christopher Nolan in talks for Bond 24? | TotalFilm

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:22:08 -0400

Christopher Nolan in talks for Bond 24? | TotalFilm:

whaaaaaaat?!

drunkonstephen: “So, no. You alone don’t get to come to the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:28:45 -0400

drunkonstephen:

“So, no. You alone don’t get to come to the victory parade for the Republicans.”

“History didn’t start Friday And Obama...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:17:00 -0400

“History didn’t start Friday And Obama Administration transgressions don’t wipe away yours, which are many und grievous So, enjoy watching your friends have their fun, but Tweetle Dick and Tweetle Rum don’t get to join the party.”

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Wed, 15 May 2013 14:23:50 -0400