SUEicide

inothernews:

• Madman shoots up theater filled with hundreds of people, killing 12 and wounding scores: immediately defend the rights of gun owners.
• Legislation is passed to bring health insurance access to 30 million uninsured people: repeatedly and vigorously try to get legislation repealed without offering alternatives that would cover any significant portion of those 30 million people.
• Owner of chain restaurant which serves millions of customers per day and employs thousands of people — some, if not most of whom are probably gay — unleashes homophobic tirade and says marriage equality shouldn’t exist: urge support for that chain restaurant.
• Physicians and public health experts cite data and evidence-based studies that prove need to provide quality accessible healthcare for women, and elected officials use this information as basis for defending the provision and expansion of said services: complain that those same elected officials — and just about anyone else, really — are using the word “vagina,” ewwwwww.
• Your presidential candidate isn’t saying just how much he’s paid in taxes beyond one specific year, despite fact his own dad set precedent by making public 12 years of tax returns: harp on how the less fortunate aren’t paying their fair share in taxes.

I could go on.