“Are you sure the problem is REALLY illegals? Because it MIGHT be reactionary fear-based rhetoric and the inability to come up with middle of the road solutions for complex problems.”—Aasif Mandvi in response to a man who said illegal immigration is the biggest problem in America
“If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-lined, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world, but not with Republicans, maybe HE’S not the problem.”—Jon Stewart re: the absurdity of the GOP talking point which states how ridiculous Republicans think it is that the President won’t negotiate with them but will negotiate with Iranians.
“Look, Jon, it is Twitter. It’s like that movie Crash. You got 140 characters and like 120 of them are racist for no apparent reason.”—Aasif Mandvi re: the Twitter backlash about the Indian Miss America.